Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I HATE PETER WITH A LITTLE MOTHER******

i hate you peter. you are so full of shit. you spent so much damn money on that litte mother****** taht you wont fucking spend what you can safely invest in. Fucking barbie dolls, a damn laptop, a effing scooter, AND A FUCKING FLIP CELL PHONE, AND THEIR EFFING 8 YRS OLD!!!! You irritate me peter, you make my ass itch with a sensation so bad i can't damnit attempt to scratch it.

Friday, January 4, 2008

I HATE PETER IN MY FAMILY

i hate you peter. my eggs are old and you keep reminding me:

"wow! you're already 30?"
"you should keep your body temp up so you can be fertile later."
"you know you need to have babies by a certain age, right?"

FOR THE LUV OF GOD -- STOP IT.

why do you care so much about my ovaries? they don't affect you in any way. if anything, you should be thanking me for not contributing to society's unwanted mess of mistakes, failures, and bastard children. my eggs may be old, but they're MY EGGS.

i hate you peter. i so hate you.

Sincerely,
Miserable in Minneapolis