Dear Peter,
I fucking hate you. You showed up unexpectedly and now I have these fricking stomach pains 24/7. Quit bleeding. Dammit. This seriously isn't fair.
Fuck you.
Love,
grrr
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Have you ever desperately wanted to tell someone off, but couldn't find the words at the time?
Or there's someone you just can't stand, but you've never had the opportunity to tell that person why to his/her face.
Well, now's your chance. Tell Peter off. Tell him what you really think. Tell him exactly what you want to say to the other person.
It's time for you to have some closure.
YOU SHOULD WRITE TO PETER AND TELL HIM WHY YOU HATE HIM:
1) Send Peter an email telling him why you hate him at: ihateyoupeter@me.com
2) Never use the person's real name. Whether you are talking to a man, woman, boy or girl, always use "Peter."
3) Don't use your own name. Give yourself a snazzy nickname, like: "Losing It in Los Angeles" or "Fed Up in Philly."
4) Don't hold back. Now's your time to let Peter know how you feel about Peter.
5) NEW RULE: NO DEATH THREATS OR THREATS OF VIOLENCE.
6) NEW RULE: NO RACIAL SLURS.
2) Never use the person's real name. Whether you are talking to a man, woman, boy or girl, always use "Peter."
3) Don't use your own name. Give yourself a snazzy nickname, like: "Losing It in Los Angeles" or "Fed Up in Philly."
4) Don't hold back. Now's your time to let Peter know how you feel about Peter.
5) NEW RULE: NO DEATH THREATS OR THREATS OF VIOLENCE.
6) NEW RULE: NO RACIAL SLURS.
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